Meghan Markle Left Out in the Cold as Royals Deploy Grey Rock Tactic

Meghan Markle is reportedly boiling mad after being left out of the Royal Family's events for the Queen's historic jubilee.

The Duchess, along with her husband Prince Harry, was not invited to official portraits with the Queen, nor were they given access to any Royals of consequence in public.

The message is clear: The Sussexes are Royals now in name only.

For two years, Meghan has accused the British Royal Family of everything from wishing she would kill herself to being racist toward her unborn baby.

She has even accused Royal staffers of holding her prisoner.

Meanwhile, she and Harry have branded themselves as eco-warriors, humanitarians, and mental health experts with the motto “be kind.”

But now, the Royals have deployed the grey rock tactic, ignoring the couple until they tire themselves out.

The Royals have played the long game, putting the Sussexes in a no-win situation.

If they decline their invite, they look mean, petty, and vengeful, slighting the ailing Queen.

If they accept, they get the coldest of shoulders before an audience of billions.

Meghan's smug smile has been wiped off her face, replaced by actual tears, not her usual crocodile variety.

Like all malignant narcissists, Meghan is only capable of feeling sorry for herself.

Lest we forget, she once stood among impoverished, starving African children and griped to a broadcast interviewer, “Not many people have asked me if I'm okay.”

May we be among the first to ask, “So, Meghan, how are you feeling now?”

It's gratifying to see H&M shuffled off to the cheap seats in the second row, across the aisle from Charles and Camilla, William and Kate, none of whom cast a glance their way.

The BRF has elegantly slid in the knife.

After Friday's service, Will and Kate attended the buffet luncheon, but Harry and Meghan slunk off to Frogmore Cottage, the dump they spent millions in taxpayer funds renovating before fleeing to Montecito.

Harry and Meghan are reportedly Royals now in name only.

They always said they just wanted to be regular people, right?

One can imagine them frantically doomscrolling through their media coverage while drowning their sorrows in kale juice and victimhood, plotting how they might commodify this latest injustice.

After all, they'll need the money.

Charles stopped paying the bills over a year ago.

Spotify isn't happy.

Neither is Netflix.

George Clooney, Oprah, even Gayle won't take their calls.

In other news, Royal commentator Katie Schofield has warned that Harry and Meghan possess no more leverage that can heal their relationship with the firm.

“I don't think that there's any room to heal at this point because there's so much pushback from the Sussexes,” she said.

“I just feel like there's so much animosity right now that they're considered outsiders.”

Schofield wishes that Harry would “heal the broken wounds” so that they can one day be invited for holidays and Christmas.

In conclusion, the grey rock tactic has left Meghan Markle out in the cold, boiling mad as the Royals have elegantly slid in the knife.

The Sussexes are now Royals in name only, and it remains to be seen if they can heal their relationship with the firm.

Meanwhile, Meghan's smug smile has been wiped off her face, and actual tears have welled up.

The message is clear: The Royals know a bit about mental health and manipulators themselves, and they won't tolerate malignant narcissism.