Prince Harry’s Move to America with Meghan Markle Turns into a Nightmare

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle's dream of moving to America has turned into a nightmare as they struggle to fit in with the Hollywood social circuit.

According to sources, the couple has gone from being the toast of the UK to the bottom of the barrel.

An unnamed insider revealed that Harry was excited to move to California and assumed he would be dining at the top table with all the big players.

However, that is not happening for them, and it's a real kick in the teeth.

The Sussexes left their palace duties in 2020 to chase fame and fortune in Tinseltown.

However, showbiz elites have snubbed them, and they are struggling with the toxic fallout from their royal split with Harry's blue-blood kin.

The insider added that old-school types aren't willing to let them into their circles, so hangouts with the likes of Steven Spielberg and Tom Hanks aren't on the cards.

They've also been blanked by Beyonce and A-listers like Julia Roberts, Jennifer Aniston, and Brad Pitt.

Meghan Markle is desperate to pump up their standing by interviewing celebs on a podcast called Archetypes.

However, she was recently reduced to hosting Hotel Hair Red Paris Hilton, which allegedly backfired big time when she triggered BimboGate by complaining about being treated as a s** object during a stint as a briefcase model on Deal or No Deal.

She admitted lumping Paris into the same category, but Meghan Markle apologized and caught fire anyway from A-listers such as Whoopi Goldberg, who insists that Prince Harry's wife did not recognize the game show was just another acting gig, not a reflection of her personal worth.

As Prince Harry and Meghan Markle scurry to shore up their connections, they're eyeing other options and are scheduled to attend the December 6th charity gala with disgraced outcast actor Alec Baldwin.

Sources claim the couple, who are attempting to tone down their upcoming Netflix docuseries about royal life to minimize bad blood with Britain's ruling family, have also been spending less time with Santa Barbara neighbors Orlando Bloom, Katy Perry, Catherine McPhee, and David Foster.

Royal commentator Maureen Callaghan has claimed that Harry and Meghan Markle's Netflix deal was never a good idea.

She said, “This is what Harry has called the defining trauma of his life.”

The press release accompanying his forthcoming memoir reveals that he's going to use the death of his mother as a launch-off point to discuss the way in which life unraveled to such a degree that he had no choice but to leave the family.

Ms. Callaghan also offered the couple some pointers and admitted they should start looking for alternative ways to make money now.

Leaving the royal family meant peddling his wares on the open market, and getting in bed with the streaming service, who produces The Crown, one of the most popular shows in the world, was probably not the best idea.

In conclusion, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle's move to America has not been easy.

They are struggling to fit in with the Hollywood social circuit and have been snubbed by showbiz elites.

Meghan Markle's attempt to pump up their standing by interviewing celebs on a podcast called Archetypes backfired big time.

The couple is trying to tone down their upcoming Netflix docuseries about royal life to minimize bad blood with Britain's ruling family.

However, if their upcoming book and Netflix show are damaging to the royal family, King Charles might strip them of their titles.