Prince Philip Cuts Out Charles, Andrew, and Harry from $60 Million Will

The late Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, has reportedly cut out his sons Prince Charles and Prince Andrew, as well as his grandson Prince Harry, from his $60 million will.

According to insider sources quoted by the Globe, the prince wanted to make sure that those who had disappointed him during his final days would not receive a single penny of his fortune.

The tabloid reports that Philip disinherited several senior royals, including his own sons and grandson, but rewarded the women in his life who made him happy in his later years.

The changes apparently came as no surprise, as Philip was known for speaking his mind.

He considered Charles a whining wimp and was furious over his affair with Camilla, which doomed his marriage to Princess Diana and brought scandal to the family.

Philip was even more disappointed with his other son, Prince Andrew, whom he felt mishandled his divorce from Sarah Ferguson and spent money recklessly.

When Andrew's association with convicted s** offender Jeffrey Epstein came to light, it was the final straw for Philip.

He must be rolling over in his grave now that Virginia Roberts Giuffre has filed a lawsuit accusing Andrew of rape.

As for Prince Harry, Philip was disgusted with him and his wife Meghan Markle after their explosive tell-all TV interview.

He vowed never to forgive them and considered all three princes total failures.

So, where is all of Philip's money going?

According to the tabloid, his fortune is being split between his mistresses.

Although married to Queen Elizabeth for 73 years, Philip was reportedly a lifelong womanizer who kept a harem of younger beauties around him all his life.

The Globe named a half-dozen of Philip's alleged mistresses, but the royal family apparently had no intention of exposing Philip's last will and testament since the document has been sealed from the public.

After looking into this report, it's unclear who is giving the tabloid this information.

The details of Philip's last will and testament have been sealed from the public by an executor who hasn't even seen the document himself.

Philip's last wishes will remain a secret for another 90 years at the very least.

Either this sleazy tabloid is privy to some of the most classified information in all of England, or someone is lying.

Given the unlikelihood of the first option, it's safe to assume that the story was completely made up.

While we can't speak to the contents of Philip's will, we are confident that this tabloid doesn't have any more information than the rest of us.

It's important to note that the Globe isn't reliable when it comes to the royal family, especially when money is involved.

This is the same tabloid that once claimed Prince Charles ordered Prince Harry and Meghan Markle to repay $12 million to the crown, then alleged they were still receiving $360,000 a year from Charles.

More recently, the magazine reported Harry and Markle's gift to charity as $110,000.

In conclusion, while the tabloid's report may be tantalizing, it's best to take it with a grain of salt.

Prince Philip's last will and testament remains a mystery, and it's unlikely that any reputable outlet will be able to shed light on its contents anytime soon.