Meghan Markle’s Shocking Resume: From Stripper to Juggler

The late Queen Elizabeth was reportedly left horrified after discovering that Meghan Markle's old acting resume listed her as a stripper and juggler.

According to TMZ, the former actress claimed to be proficient in just about every sport, including baseball, golf, swimming, horseback riding, snowboarding, and even baton twirling.

She also listed circus skills such as juggling, and had a few miscellaneous titles like DJ, masseuse, and yes, stripper.

In 2013, Meghan appeared in a promotional video for Men's Health magazine, where she was seen undressing, bending over a grill, and unbuttoning her blouse.

The video, titled “Grilling Never Looked So Hot With Meghan Markle,” showed her cleavage and even sucking her thumb.

It is still available on YouTube today.

Additionally, there were photos of Meghan showing off her breasts at the beach.

It's interesting to note that Meghan's risqué past emerged after she bit the hand that fed her in the early days of her career.

When she became engaged to Prince Harry, she pretended not to know who he or his family was.

She made outrageous claims about looking forward to getting started and how the royals were so lovely towards her.

However, it became evident over time that Meghan has been trying to present herself as being like Princess Diana, with innocence and naivety.

The difference is that when Diana married Charles, she was just out of her teenage years, while Meghan was about 36 and had been married before.

Recently, Meghan recalled what it was like to be one of the briefcase girls on the NBC game show Deal or No Deal, alleging on her Archetypes podcast that she felt like the job reduced her to a bimbo.

It was 2006 when Meghan auditioned for one of America's most popular game shows.

After parading in the prescribed body-conscious outfit, reportedly a swimsuit, Meghan was hired on the spot.

It transformed her life overnight, and suddenly she was earning up to $28,000 a week.

However, it seems that being a briefcase girl wasn't enough for Meghan.

Despite pictures that show her eagerly dressing the part of a walking thirst trap, Lisa Gleave, an LA actress, trashed Meghan's rudeness.

She said, “For me, it was a joy and a great career move.

Most of the girls would say that, the ones not called Meghan.

I never looked at it as a show that objectified women.

The cast and crew treated us very well.

It was a professional set.

For many of us, it was a stepping stone on our careers, and we went on to greater things, like bagging Prince Harry.”

It's clear that Meghan has been trying to distance herself from her past and create a new image for herself.

However, her past is catching up with her, and it's becoming increasingly difficult for her to maintain her facade of innocence and naivety.

While it may have been cute initially, her little giggle with the hand to the mouth doesn't fool anyone now, except maybe the Sussex squad.

In conclusion, Meghan Markle's past is coming back to haunt her, and it's clear that she has a lot of explaining to do.

Whether or not she can maintain her image as a royal is yet to be seen, but one thing is for sure: she can't keep running from her past forever.