Hollywood Rejects Harry and Meghan: A-Listers Want Nothing to Do with Them

Harry and Meghan's hopes of rubbing shoulders with Hollywood's elite have been dashed as A-listers reportedly want nothing to do with the couple.

According to a Markle news source, the Sussexes have been deemed middle-class, with Meghan burning through all their money.

This revelation has caused shockwaves in Tinseltown, with one of LA's top stylists to the stars confirming that they have never been invited to the Oscars.

Meghan Markle's reputation as a malignant narcissist has preceded her, and her attempts to gain access to the upper echelons of Hollywood society have been met with resistance.

Even Harry, who was used to being invited to upscale bashes in London, is finding it difficult to break into the Hollywood scene.

The couple has been shunned by A-listers such as Beyonce, Julia Roberts, Jennifer Aniston, and Brad Pitt, while their hangouts with Steven Spielberg and Tom Hanks are off the cards.

Meghan, desperate to boost their standing, has been trying to get top celebrities on her podcast, but has had to settle for the likes of Paris Hilton.

The brouhaha surrounding Meghan's trash-talking her briefcase girl experience on Deal or No Deal has only added to the couple's woes.

They have also been spending less time with Santa Barbara neighbors Orlando Bloom, Katy Perry, Catherine McPhee, and David Foster.

Tina Brown, a royal biographer who has covered the royal's affairs while in the United States, has described the couple as D-listers.

She revealed that the couple lives in a humble cottage in Montecito, which is far less opulent than the homes owned by super-rich A-listers like Oprah and Elon Musk.

Their estimated net worth of 22 million dollars pales in comparison to Jay-Z and Beyonce's net worth of over 1.4 billion dollars, Tyler Perry's net worth of 880 million dollars, and Ellen DeGeneres' net worth of almost 500 million dollars.

According to Brown, Harry might be backpedaling on his reported tell-all book, Spare, as he is now tortured about it and understands there's no way back if he goes ahead with it.

If the book goes ahead, there's no way for Harry to return, and Brown believes that the book won't see the light of day.

The Sussexes' fall from grace has been swift, going from royalty to the rubbish heap in Hollywood's eyes.

However, they remain determined to carve out a new life for themselves in Tinseltown.

Meghan has been working on various projects, including producing an animated series for Netflix, while Harry has been busy with his mental health advocacy work and his Invictus Games Foundation.

Despite their struggles, the couple remains optimistic about their future in Hollywood.

They have been vocal about their desire to make a positive impact on the world and to use their platform to effect change.

While they may not be hobnobbing with Hollywood's elite just yet, their determination and resilience are sure to see them through these challenging times.

In conclusion, the Sussexes' Hollywood dreams have been dealt a blow as A-listers reject them.

Their middle-class status, Meghan's reputation, and Harry's inability to break into the Hollywood scene have all contributed to their struggles.

However, the couple remains determined to make a success of their new life in Tinseltown and to use their platform to effect positive change.